The Hottest Things a Lady Can Wear

The Hottest Things a Lady Can Wear

The female body comes in many shapes and sizes, some (like a medium-sized hourglass) are generally pleasing to a man and others (like a large eggplant) aren’t.
But have you ever noticed a woman who has a natural affinity for knowing how to dress sexy?
It gives her attractiveness and femininity a serious edge. And then sometimes there are girls who will don an unconventional outfit or piece of clothing that makes them look incredible even if they don’t realize it.

Here are some things we love to see women wearing (besides nothing at all, of course).

What are some of your favorite outfits on the ladies?

1. Collared Button-Down Shirts

Whether it’s collared button-down shirts, mesh shorts or a full-on lumberjack outfit (sans beard, thank you very much), you look hot in our clothing. Just leave the banana hammocks to us. Actually, no…no one should ever wear a banana hammock.

2. Yoga Pants

Soft, form-fitting and allowing a full range of motion and flexibility, yoga pants are the ultimate pants when it comes to covering up every inch of leg flesh and still being fun to look at. Even if you don’t do yoga, you can feel free to wear these around us any old time.

3. Suspenders And Overalls

There’s just something about these…and so God help me, I don’t quite know what that is. Maybe it’s the fact that overalls and suspenders unhook so easily? Maybe it’s because they accentuate the bust? Whatever it is, me-likee.

4. Braless (T-Shirts)

Free-boobing it is wonderful thing, but it should be used sparingly. Do you know what happens when women start forgoing their over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder at all times? Let me enlighten you:-People get boob-slapped in the face-When the boobs aren’t busy being unleashed they’re sagging at an accelerated rate-Her new status as a free-boober automatically makes her associated with the likes of a bra-burning hippieSo, while we do enjoy it, let’s keep this one under wraps and only bust it out for special occasions.

5. Mini-Skirts – Shorts

Mini-skirts are definitely attention grabbers. But since men are visual beasts, don’t wear one of these unless you want to turn some heads. Because like the Amish, we hope you’ll turn the other cheek too.

6. Non-Sense Fitting Clothes

Save for a lady with a distinct muffin top and absolutely no sense of her waist size, outfits that are just a smidge too tight can look pretty hot on a girl. Same goes for baggy clothes, because it adds a layer of mystery to what’s going on inside.

7. The Hand-Bra

Before I talk about hand bras, I need to make sure you know that the person in the above photo is a man. Okay, moving on…
Hand-bras are great. I think they’re better than underboob, sideboob, topboob, and tripleboob (the only documented case of this was in Total Recall, so don’t get your hopes up) combined. And bonus points if the surface area of her hands just don’t cover it.

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